Ninja Sex Party — If We Were Gay tekst piosenki i tłumaczenie
Strona zawiera teksty i polskie tłumaczenie piosenki "If We Were Gay", wykonawca: Ninja Sex Party.
Tekst piosenki
You know, a lot of people come up to us and say,
«Hey Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian, you guys wear a lot of spandex and live
together. Are you gay?»
Pff, I have to laugh. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Could you imagine that? If we were gay?
Could you imagine?
A newborn deer runs through a field
A rainbow shines from Heaven
A child’s smile lights up the room
As Brian blows a dude
A star shoots in from outer space
A puppy licks its mother
A ray of sunlight through the trees
As Brian licks a sack
There would be no sadness
If we were super gay
Just unicorns and magic
If we were super gay
We would all be flying
On a tasteful pink duvet
But mostly Brian
Mostly Brian’s gay
Ooh, ooh ooh Brian’s gay ooh oooooh
Here’s a list of things that Brian likes to suck
Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick
dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick balls
Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick
dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick balls! One! Two! Balls!
Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick
your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, balls!
My balls and dick! Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick, oh shit!
Tłumaczenie tekstu piosenki
Wiesz, wielu ludzi przychodzi do nas i mówi:,
"Hej Danny Sexbang i Ninja Brian, nosicie dużo spandexu i żyjecie
razem. Jesteś gejem?»
Pff, muszę się śmiać. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Wyobrażasz to sobie? Gdybyśmy byli gejami?
Wyobrażasz sobie?
Nowonarodzony jeleń biegnie przez pole
Tęcza lśni z nieba
Uśmiech dziecka rozświetla pokój
Jak Brian obciąga kolesiowi
A star shoots in from outer space
Szczeniak liże matkę
A ray of sunlight through the trees
Jako Brian liże worek
Nie byłoby smutku
If we were super gay
Tylko jednorożce i magia
If we were super gay
We would all be flying
Na gustownej różowej kołdrze
Ale głównie Brian
Głównie Brian jest gejem.
Ooh, ooh ooh Brian ' s gay ooh oooooh
Oto lista rzeczy, które Brian lubi ssać
Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick
dick dick dick dick dick Dick Dick kulki
Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick
fiut fiut fiut fiut fiut fiut fiut fiut fiut jaja! Raz! Dwa! Jaja!
Twój fiut, mój fiut, Twój fiut, mój fiut, mój fiut, Twój fiut, mój fiut
Twój fiut, Twój fiut, Twój fiut, Twój fiut, jaja!
Moje jaja i fiut! Fiut, fiut, fiut, fiut, fiut, fiut, fiut, fiut, fiut, fiut,
dick, O cholera!