"Weird Al" Yankovic — Whatever You Like (Parody of "Whatever You Like" by T.I.) tekst piosenki i tłumaczenie
Strona zawiera teksty i polskie tłumaczenie piosenki "Whatever You Like (Parody of "Whatever You Like" by T.I.)", wykonawca: "Weird Al" Yankovic.
Tekst piosenki
Hey girl You know, our economy’s in the toilet
But I’m still gonna treat you right
I said you can have whatever you like (If You Like)
I said you can have whatever you like (If You Like)
Yeah
Tatertots, Cold Duck on ice
And we can clip coupons all night
And baby you can have whatever you like (If You Like)
I said you can have whatever you like (If You Like)
Yeah
Take you out for dinner anywhere that you please
Like Burger King or Mickey D’s
And baby you can have whatever you like (If You Like)
I said you can even have the large fries (Large Fries)
Yeah
Baby, you should know I am really quite a sweet guy
When I buy you bathroom tissue, I always get the 2-ply
Want it, you can get it, my dear
I got my Costco membership card right here,
Yeah You like Top Ramen?
Need Top Ramen?
Got a cupboard full of ‘em,
I’ll keep ‘em comin'
You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it dump the flavor packet on it and
eat it Pork and beans and Minute Rice
And we can play cribbage all night
And baby you can have whatever you like (If You Like)
I said you can have whatever you like (If You Like)
Yeah
I can take you to the Laundromat Downtown
And watch all the clothes go ‘round and ‘round
Or baby we can go wherever you like (If You Like)
I said we can go wherever you like (If You Like)
Yeah
Hottest shorty I know, if you had some lipo
You could be second runner-up Miss Ohio
Seven dollar bills rolled up inside my plastic billfold
Buy you a bagel even if it isn’t day-old
And you never ever gotta wear your sister’s old clothes
Long as I’m still assistant manager at Kinkos
Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl
You ain’t gotta pay me, that’s the way that I roll
My chick can have what she want
At Wal-Mart she can pick out anything she want
I know girl, you ain’t never had a man like that
Who doesn’t make you buy generic brand like that,
Yeah You like my Hyundai?
See my Hyundai?
I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday
But that’s kinda far and I’m not made of cash
Do you think you could chip in for gas?
Mac and cheese would be all right
But let’s send out for pizza tonight
And you can order any toppings you like (If You Like)
I said you can even have the last slice (Last Slice)
Yeah
Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next door
Now I can get free HBO
And baby you can watch whatever you like (If You Like)
I said you can watch whatever you like (If You Like)
Yeah
And you can always ride the city bus
Got a stack of tokens just for us Yo, my wallet’s fat and full of ones
Yeah, it’s all about the Washingtons,
That’s right
You want White Castle?
Need White Castle?
Long as you got me it won’t be no hassle
You want it, we’ll get it, just don’t be a hater
If I grab a bunch of napkins for later
Thrift store jeans, on sale half price
The underwear at Goodwill is nice
And baby you can have whatever you like (If You Like)
I said you can have whatever you like (If You Like)
Yeah
Baby I can give you anything you please
Even share my government cheese
And baby you can have as much as you like (If You Like)
I said you can go have as much as you like (If You Like)
Yeah
Tłumaczenie tekstu piosenki
Hej dziewczyno wiesz, nasza ekonomia jest w Kiblu
Ale i tak będę cię dobrze traktował.
I said you can have whatever you like (If You Like)
I said you can have whatever you like (If You Like)
Tak.
Tatertots, Cold Duck on ice
I możemy robić kupony całą noc.
And baby you can have whatever you like (If You Like)
I said you can have whatever you like (If You Like)
Tak.
Zabiorę cię na kolację gdziekolwiek zechcesz.
Jak Burger King czy Mickey D ' s
And baby you can have whatever you like (If You Like)
I said you can even have the large frytki (duże frytki))
Tak.
Baby, you should know I am really quite a sweet guy
Kiedy kupuję Ci chusteczkę łazienkową, zawsze dostaję 2-warstwową
Chcesz to, możesz to dostać, moja droga
Mam tu Kartę Członkowską Costco.,
Lubisz Top Ramen?
Chcesz Top Ramen?
# Got a cupboard full 'em # ,
I 'll keep'em comin'
Chcesz to, mam to, idź po to, podgrzej to, wrzuć na to opakowanie smakowe i
jedz wieprzowinę, fasolę i ryż.
I możemy grać w cribbage całą noc
And baby you can have whatever you like (If You Like)
I said you can have whatever you like (If You Like)
Tak.
Mogę cię zabrać do pralni w centrum.
# And watch all the clothes go 'round and' round #
Or baby we can go wherever you like (If You Like)
I said we can go wherever you like (If You Like)
Tak.
Najseksowniejsza Laska jaką znam, gdybyś miała liposukcję
Mogłabyś być drugą Wicemiss Ohio.
Siedem dolarowych banknotów zwiniętych w mojej plastikowej rozkładówce
Kupię ci bajgla, nawet jeśli nie jest stary.
I nigdy, przenigdy nie musisz nosić starych ubrań swojej siostry.
Dopóki jestem zastępcą kierownika w Kinkos.
Obetnij włosy nożyczkami i miseczką na zupę.
You ain 't gotta pay me, that' s the way that I roll
Moja laska może mieć to, czego chce.
W Wal-Marcie może wybrać, co tylko zechce.
I know girl, you ain ' t never had a man like that
Who doesn ' t make you buy generic brand like that,
Podoba Ci się mój Hyundai?
Widzisz mojego Hyundaia?
Mogę cię zabrać do kuzyna Phila w następną niedzielę.
Ale to trochę daleko i nie jestem zrobiony z pieniędzy.
Myślisz, że mógłbyś się dorzucić do benzyny?
Makaron z serem będzie w porządku.
Ale wyślijmy dziś pizzę.
I można zamówić dowolne polewy chcesz (jeśli chcesz)
I said you can even have the last slice (ostatni kawałek))
Tak.
Dałem sobie kablówkę od sąsiada obok.
Teraz mogę dostać darmowe HBO
And baby you can watch whatever you like (If You Like)
I said you can watch whatever you like (If You Like)
Tak.
I zawsze możesz jeździć miejskim autobusem
Mam stos żetonów tylko dla nas Yo, Mój portfel jest gruby i pełen jedynek
Yeah, it ' s all about the Washingtons,
Zgadza się.
Chcesz White Castle?
Potrzebujesz White Castle?
Tak długo, jak mnie masz, nie będzie kłopotów.
Chcesz tego, dostaniemy to, tylko nie bądź hejterem.
Jeśli wezmę kilka serwetek na później
Thrift store jeansy, na sprzedaż pół ceny
Bielizna w Goodwill jest ładna.
And baby you can have whatever you like (If You Like)
I said you can have whatever you like (If You Like)
Tak.
Baby I can give you anything you please
Nawet podziel się moim rządowym serem.
And baby you can have as much as you like (If You Like)
I said you can go have as much as you like (If You Like)
Tak.